the fifty year old virgin….so to speak

You can blame Jeremiah or Steph for this posting. It was like an assignment and I need that right now. I'm too busy to think of something on my own.

Top Five Ways to Make Me Frown

1. Break a promise
2. Show up late
3. Treat me like I’m stupid
4. Be negative all of the time
5. Act old

Top Five People Who Have Changed My Life

1. Judy Caldwell Flanigan
2. a/b Tim & John Fish
3. Maxim Vorbiev
4. Arthur Nicholls/Jeremiah Cohick
5. Lewis “Sonny” French

Top Five Emotions I Have Felt

1. Longing
2. Humor
3. Grief
4. Worry
5. Admiration

Top Five Ways to Be More Like Me

1. Encourage others
2. Have Passion (for anything)
3. Be clumsy
4. Try to be funny and make others laugh
5. Cry easily

Top Five Things I Believe With All My Heart and Soul

1. There are no absolutes
2. There are no absolutes
3. There are no absolutes
4. There are no absolutes
5. There are no absolutes

Top Five Things I Wish Would Just Disappear

1. The Bush Family
2. Nuclear Weapons
3. Poverty
4. Envy
5. The Bush Family

Top Five Things That Scare Me

1. George Bush
2. Jeb Bush
3. The Religious Right (Actually any extreme religious group Christian, Muslim, Jewish, etc.)
4. Nuclear Weapons
5. George Bush

Top Five Rules My Parents Enforced on Me

1. Be Polite
2. Be Honest
3. Be Fair
4. Be Clean
5. Be Funny

Top Five Ways to Make Me Smile

1. Tell me you like my kids
2. Get my jokes
3. Tell me you’ve never noticed how blue my eyes are
4. Pour me another glass of Red Wine
5. Quote from one of my favorite films